Heh heh. Another Ryodan spiff. I guess I really enjoy Ryodan related humor:
(Hunter x Hunter style, or, perhaps, Ryodan style?)
The teacher: Togashi Yoshihiro
Number of students: 13 (namely, the 13 Ryodan(and they’re all 5 yr olds))
Togashi-sensei: Today is the first day of school and I’m your teacher, Togashi-sempai.
Spiders: ??? (is this guy crazy or what? Sempai(brother)????)
Togashi-sensei: Let’s first get to know each other… So… um… who’s going to start…?
Phinks: I will. What do I say first?
Togashi-sensei: Your name—
Phinks: Phinks
Togashi-sensei: Your birthday—
Phinks: Hm…. hm… your questions are too hard! Give me some easier ones!
Togashi-sensei: Your blood type—
Phinks: I SAID TO GIVE ME SOME EASIER ONES!
Togashi-sensei: What you like to do in your free time—
Phinks: Finally an easy one! I like to twist people’s necks around so that they can’t—
Togashi-sensei *sweatdrop*: Um… thank you for starting first Phinks… (thinking: I really can’t bear to hear the rest of your gruelsome explanation…)
Machi (to Shizuku quietly): Sheeesh! He’s just an old man, I expected someone cuter to be the teacher.
Shizuku: Eh? What is ’someone cuter’?
Machi: Uhhhh…. someone who looks really cute….
Shizuku: Huh? What’s ’someone who looks really cute’?
Machi: *sweatdrop* Just the exact opposite of that guy there *points to Hisoka*
Shizuku: Oh…
Togashi-sensei (forced smile): Ahem. Listen to me, everyone has to introduce themselves first… *looks at Hisoka* Why don’t you do it next?
Hisoka (ignores Togashi, speaks to Machi): Oh really?
Machi (annoyed): Get away from me!
Hisoka: Wait a sec. I haven’t gotten your name yet. My mom said you have to be polite and tell other people your name when asked.
Machi: Well my mom said to stay away from stalkers like you!
Hisoka: I wasn’t stalking you… just asking you to play a card game…
Machi and Shizuku: Eh?
Shalnark: Oh? A card game? I want to play too!
Pakunoda: Same here. (They start the card game. They’re playing BS, or Cheat, or Baloney Sandwich, or Bullshit, or whatever you call it.)
Shalnark: I’lll start. A king.
Machi: An ace
Hisoka (puts down 3 threes): 3 aces
Pakunoda: BS!
Hisoka(changes 3 threes to 3 aces using nen, flips over cards): See? 3 aces!
Pakunoda: (stares at hand, there is an ace): You cheated! I have an ace!
Hisoka: *grins* No, there’s proof that I put down 3 aces *points to cards* …. game continues like this, with Paku getting more and more annoyed…
Kuroro (busy reading)
Togashi-sensei (shocked): Wow! You can read! But… can you understand?
Kuroro (annoyed) Mutters: Of course I can read, and why would I bother if I couldn’t understand?: Yah I can understand. It’s about spiders, and it says that the head of the spider is the most important, except in the case of life-death situations, where either the body or the head can be important. Don’t you think that’s very true?
Togashi-sensei (thinking) Huh?! What’s he talking about? He’s only five… and I can’t understand while HE CAN..: Uhhh.. uhh… riiiiight…. uhuh… I need to check up on what Ubogin and Nobunaga are up to… (runs away in embarrassment)
Kuroro (saw through Togashi’s act) mutters: You idiot…
*following Togashi-sensei to Ubogin and Nobunaga*
Ubogin: *kicks wall* *puches wall* *wall collapses* Yay! Fun!
Togashi-sensei: Stop! You can’t do that to the building! You’ll kill everyone inside it!!!!
Ubogin and Nobunaga: Eh? So?
Togashi-sensei: STOP!!!!!!!
Ubogin and Nobunaga: You’re ruining our fun *grabs Togashi* *throws out door*
Togashi-sensei: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *clunk* OWWWWW!
*following Togashi-sensei to where Paku is*
Pakunoda (to Phinks): You still wet your bed at five years old.
Phinks (embarrased and angry): HEY! Don’t talk about that! That’s a stupid topic!
Pakunoda (to Feitan) : You stopped wetting the bed at 1 years old.
Feitan *grins proudly*: Yep.
Pakunoda (to Franklin): You stopped at 3.
Pakunoda (to Bonorenolf): And you stopped at 3 1/2.
Togashi-sensei (walks by): Wow! You’re quite smart. You even know things like that! How can you tell?
Pakunoda (puts hands on Togashi) *shouts* : AND YOU’RE STILL WETTING THE BED!
Rest of the Ryodan: (suddenly tune in on Paku and Togashi) Togashi-sensei (red with embarrassment and anger): WHAT?! YOU’RE LYING! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
Pakunoda: Yes I do.
Togashi-sensei: NO YOU DO NOT!!!! YOU’RE LYING!!!! YOU CAN’T KNOW A THING LIKE THAT!
Ryodan: Oh… so he’s still wetting the bed… hahahahaha….
Togashi-sensei: *runs away*
Second day of school: (Sign on door)
This preschool is closed down because the teacher is very sick.
Okay, I didn’t write this, but then I got permission to post it up. It was originally written in Chinese, and I translated it, but I omitted/modified some parts since it would be funny in Chinese, but boring in English (there was this really funny pun…about Ubogin and Nobunaga ‘drawing’, which in the Chinese context was a pun on ‘fighting’)
edited to be same as my writes, beg to the author for permission, it is really funny!!
http://greedisland.50webs.com/preschool.htm
^^ he’s cute
i said it twice *it’s hard to say*…. hiks.. they’re awesome together..
i’m dying to get this pic.. machi is killing mafias (hang them actually) with her thread, along with hisoka throwing cards to mafia’s face 
this is when she’s arguing with nobunaga ( i almost misspells it) and throw coin to solve it.. she’s cool in this pic, just like a boy..
hisoka and machi are sweet together ( it’s hard to admit but..)
